Stole these from my friend Sigmund's facebook wall:
Socialism:
You have two cows, the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism:
You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.
Bureaucrats:
You have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then pours out the milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows, the government takes both and sells your milk.
Nazism:
You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
2 comments:
hahaha. bureaucrats section made me laugh a lot. :)
I think I've seen this one before but it always makes me laugh. I like the bureaucrat, too.
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