...has now dispelled this silly notion of Jesus' resurrection. He and his crew have found Jesus' tomb. Apparently Jesus died as husband of Mary Magdalene and father of Judah - and there was of course no resurrection. Cameron even has DNA evidence. It's so good to know that this great Biblical archeologist and scholar is relentless in his search for the unbiased truth. More here
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i'm so embarrassed that i actually believed in the resurrection, but now that my eyes have been opened i can humbly submit myself to the tutelage of james cameron and dan brown and undertake the true disciplines of knowledge. after years of careful study, maybe one day i can become a mason, or even a scientologist! i am just getting too excited.
i think moses' mystical headscarf is out in my backyard. when i find it, it will show the world that moses was actually in command of an army of locusts that had really bad gas. this explains one of the plagues, the cloud-by-day AND the fire-by-night business. so the bible was yet again wrong on something. i can't believe you christians believe such ridiculous things when all of the answers are already right in front of us. you just have to locate and dig them up and use your imagination a little.
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